异种族风俗娘评鉴指南
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十一年前,异种香港的富家郑家老太太和她的二媳妇在七月盂兰节的卖物会上高价投得了一块晶莹古玉。岂料自此二嫂性情大变,异种一日,郑家二爷提前回家,撞见了二嫂与古玉变得怪物在偷情,一怒之下,二爷摔碎了古玉。不料此后二爷浑身腐烂痛极跳楼而死,二嫂不久亦坠楼身亡。郑老太请来法师超度亡魂,法师用黄符封了二爷的房间,讲二嫂的尸骨亦封于房间,告诫老太太二嫂已经有了怪物的魔胎,现用符封住了她的神位,12年内不可移动,否则魔胎诞生、恶魔降世。一晃十一年过去了,这天郑老太大寿孙子权(刘丹 饰)带着女儿安安(吕绣菱 饰)回来祝寿。安安见了二爷的房间封满黄符,好奇之下闯了进去,不小心移动了二嫂神位上符纸……

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周辰俙

发表于3分钟前

回复 :对于绝大多数中国人来说,"玄奘"这个人名非常陌生,人们熟悉的是《西游记》中的那个唐僧。《西游记》是中国文学史上的经典,经典的力量是勿庸置疑的。自明代吴承恩创作《西游记》以来,一个阴柔懦弱、性别不明的唐僧形象已经深深地铭刻在中国人的心里。在人们津津乐道于孙悟空的时候,唐僧的原型,玄奘却被扭曲、被误读。几个世纪的时间里,真实的玄奘越走越远,逐渐离开了中国人的视线,只剩下一个轮廓模糊的背影。公元2005年的冬天,在北京平安大街一个普通的茶馆,时间已过半夜。昏暗的灯光下,几个已近中年的男人眉飞色舞,几近痴狂之状。城市白日的喧嚣已经过去,疲惫的人们正在进入梦乡,街道上游荡着三三两两几个无眠的人。在这样的时刻,世俗的欲望和压迫都逐渐消退,多年不曾光顾的激情开始在昏暗的茶馆弥漫。血色逐渐爬上一张张原本菜色的脸,白天的矜持和理智不见了,青春似乎又一次降临。茶馆夜谈的主题正是玄奘,那个唐朝僧人在一千三百多年后点燃了我们久违的激情。玄奘生活在大唐,那是一个令中国人魂牵梦绕的时代。玄奘,以极富传奇色彩的一生,为那个充满了荣光的时代做出了最好的注脚。在即将步入中年的时候,我们做出了一个决定,重走玄奘之路。重走玄奘之路,去发现一个真实的玄奘;重走玄奘之路,去感悟一个大气磅礴的时代;重走玄奘之路,去寻找生命的真谛……


黄伟麟

发表于4分钟前

回复 :同志电影史最重要的作品之一,它不只是第一部直接道出‘同性恋’字眼的英语片,更勇于碰触性取向成为被抹黑、勒索和恐惧的社会现实。在同志电影多如过江之鲫的今日,它的直陈无碍更显难得。英国红星狄鲍嘉也在突破形象后,日后毫无忌惮地演出维斯康堤、法斯宾达的电影。当年囿于英国电检而消失的十分钟,也将以全新数位修复拷贝,忠实重现。


张冬玲

发表于8分钟前

回复 :The 2-part feature-length documentary "25 ze šedesátých aneb Československá nová vlna" ("25 from the Sixties, or Czechoslovak New Wave") presents a complex view of the phenomenon of Czech and Slovak New Wave in the cultural and social context of the 60's. 25 fundamental films commented on by their makers and film historians offer the viewer a dramatic insight into the golden era of Czechoslovak cinema.The documentary is a follow-up on the biographical TV series "Zlatá šedesátá" (Czech Television, 2009), based on the filmmakers' personal remembrances. As opposed to the series, the documentary presents the Czech and Slovak cinema of the 60's in the national, international and also inter-generational context. It describes the ways the New Wave crossed the existing artistic boundaries, how it variegated the world cinema and where it left an ineffaceable impression. It analyses the work of filmmakers in a state-funded cinema, under the pressure of ideological demands on one hand and commerce on the other. It presents the dilemma of a man - an artist - on the edge between contradictory social systems and incongruous aesthetic requirements. The existential drama of a man acting freely and at the same time mercilessly crushed by the wheels of the system.The 60's are, from this point of view, mostly an era of fortunate historical constellation, not only in - at that time - Czechoslovakia, but on a world-wide scale. An era of expectations and upswing, but also an era of exemplary human decisions and artistic pursuit. Those are some of the things "25 ze šedesátých aneb Československá nová vlna" wants to commemorate.Part 1 comments on:■"Slnko v sieti" ("The Sun in a Net," 1962) by Štefan Uher■"Konkurs" ("Audition," 1963) by Miloš Forman■"Křik" ("The Cry," 1963) by Jaromil Jireš■"Postava k podpírání" ("Joseph Kilian," 1963) by Pavel Juráček & Jan Schmidt■"Každý den odvahu" ("Courage for Every Day," 1964) by Evald Schorm■"Démanty noci" ("Diamonds of the Night," 1964) by Jan Němec■"Intimní osvětlení" ("Intimate Lighting," 1966) by Ivan Passer■"Ať žije republika" ("Long Live the Republic," 1965) by Karel Kachyňa■"Obchod na korze" ("The Shop on Main Street," 1965) by Ján Kadár & Elmar Klos■"Romance pro křídlovku" ("Romance for Bugle," 1966) by Otakar Vávra■"Sedmikrásky" ("Daisies," 1966) by Věra Chytilová■"Ostře sledované vlaky" ("Closely Watched Trains," 1966) by Jiří MenzelPart 2 comments on:■"Kristove roky" ("The Prime of Life," 1967) by Juraj Jakubisko■"Stud" ("Shame," 1967) by Ladislav Helge■"Svatba jako řemen" ("A Hard and Fast Marriage," 1967) by Jiří Krejčík■"Drak sa vracia" ("Dragon's Return," 1967) by Eduard Grečner■"Marketa Lazarová" ("Marketa Lazarová," 1967) by František Vláčil■"Spřízněni volbou" ("Elective Affinities," 1968) by Karel Vachek■"Spalovač mrtvol" ("The Cremator," 1968) by Juraj Herz■"Zabitá neděle" ("Squandered Sunday," 1969) by Drahomíra Vihanová■"Pasťák" ("The Decoy," 1968) by Hynek Bočan■"Případ pro začínajícího kata" ("Case for a Rookie Hangman," 1969) by Pavel Juráček■"322" ("322," 1969) by Dušan Hanák■"Slávnosť v botanickej záhrade" ("Celebration in the Botanical Garden," 1969) by Elo Havetta■"Všichni dobří rodáci" ("All My Good Countrymen," 1968) by Vojtěch Jasný


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